If it were any other celebrity, I’d be disgusted and turned-off and just bewildered at such gross behaviour. But, it’s Madonna, and what she says goes. People keep arguing that the poor Italian man is just a fan, and how dare she be so cruel. Did you all forget? She’s the fucking Queen.

That is all.

Philip Tetro is our resident Madonnaologist. He, too, (now) loathes hydrangeas.