REACTION :: The seventeenth in a series as we count down to Madonna’s new album release.
If I said I weren’t crying right now, I’d be lying.
Madonna‘s brand new music video for the first single off her upcoming album M.D.N.A, “Give Me All Your Luvin'” featuring Nicki Minaj and M.IA was literally just released minutes ago! Madonna is seen with a gaggle of young football players, protecting her from danger and transporting her from once place to another, and masked cheerleaders walking through city streets.
Hands shaking. Can’t type.
Then the three starlets transform into 60’s-style movie-stars – MADONNA ACTUALLY BECOMING MARILYN MONROE… AGAIN! Short, bleach-blond curls and a VERY short, white dress. BEAUTIFUL.
Madonna looks no older than 30 years old in the video, with a hairstyle reminiscent of a hot, young club-goer, not a 53 year old mother of four. Her body looks amazing, snug in body suits and mid-drift-bearing, skin-tight black two-pieces with leopard-print detailing. The hair, make-up and jewelry is just out of this fucking world!
I’m trembling and shaking and I am about to pee my pants.
Things only a Madonnaologist would be upset with: there is literally no more than three choreographed dance-steps in the entire video. I was really expecting Madonna to blow it out of the park with a huge dance-break. The song is so fun and catchy, I was envisioning myself practicing choreography all day, but there really isn’t much to it. I’ll take Madonna being a hot bitch over dancing any day, though.
Perhaps she’s saving the huge reveal for The SuperBowl and this is her warm up? Actually, that’s exactly what she’s doing!
Give someone all your luvin’ while I go memorize Madonna’s walking patterns in the video. Oh! And watch it yourselves!
Philip Tetro is our resident Madonnaologist. He’s created a religion-based lifestyle, worshipping everything she’s ever done. You can also catch him as a regular panelist on MTV Canada’s 1 girl 5 gays and read his non-Madonna blog here.
